I'm a grenade
I'm going to blow up
i fell in love the way you fall asleep.
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deerworld:

"fake it til you make it" i was always told. i’ve been faking things for 20 years, but still haven’t made much

2 weeks ago on April 1st, 2014 |105 notes
me: you know what we should do together?
alex: elope?
me: douche our buttholes...oh wait what?
3 weeks ago on March 27th, 2014 |1 note

Frozen Honest Trailer (x)

3 weeks ago on March 26th, 2014 |79,796 notes

xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

3 weeks ago on March 26th, 2014 |178,838 notes

totally-bairee:

this actually makes me laugh so hard and its not even funny to sane people

3 weeks ago on March 26th, 2014 |285,517 notes

Haste, I think, will not help. My mother told me that when I was learning how to knit. I have to think of this as a mental exercise,not a physical exercise. So I spend the first few minutes practicing without a knife, finding the right stance, learning the right arm motion.

3 weeks ago on March 26th, 2014 |767 notes

lilyfanciesprongs:

neyruto:

maybe we’re all already superheros but our powers are really shitty like the power to tie your shoes really fast or to never burn an omelette

i have no idea if that’s more comforting or depressing

3 weeks ago on March 26th, 2014 |174,068 notes

la-meilleure-amie:

everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

3 weeks ago on March 26th, 2014 |525,826 notes

thanks:

for:

the:

memories:

even:

though

they

weren’t

so

great

3 weeks ago on March 26th, 2014 |391,885 notes
twinpersonalitys:

ironychan:

redcaplf:

… Clockodiles? Is that pun very bad?

CLOCKODILES.

somewhere captain hook is shitting himself

twinpersonalitys:

ironychan:

redcaplf:

… Clockodiles? Is that pun very bad?

CLOCKODILES.

somewhere captain hook is shitting himself

3 weeks ago on March 26th, 2014 |211,113 notes